sounds sexcellent !

6/3/09

2009-03-06T18:59:00.002+11:00

lol that i havent used this in about a year -
reading back old posts , i cant believe all the gay shit i used to put up here
deleted about half..... and here we are.
hey, don't tell anyone i'm using this again. hahhaha.

2008-04-06T18:56:00.004+10:00

DILF RIGHT FUCKIN THERRRE
:D AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

you should know...

2008-04-06T18:43:00.003+10:00

paul trying to take a dump in the yarra was the highlight
"but girls might see my doodle" & "i think if i start the cops will come. and then what!"

title

2008-03-23T23:02:00.007+11:00

today steph slapped my head and i fell over

and scraped off half my fuckin ankle!

it was the worst pain ever

saturday

2008-03-22T03:20:00.004+11:00

^ what I stayed up doing

well worth it.

dont you hate it when

2008-03-20T15:39:00.003+11:00

people start msn conversations with you and they/you have nothing to say

?

2008-03-01T22:14:00.004+11:00

his name is Robert but we call him Gus. He's so cool. Just a normal man with a SWEET handle bar moustache and a pony tail

Hamish: i know this guy... lets just call him... Brad Green
Andy: ... is that his name?
Hamish: uh yep.

what if you couldn't control your bladder
ahahhahahahahhaaa

hows this for a title !

2008-02-23T22:17:00.006+11:00

Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 155cm . or so
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Weakness: :S
Your Fears: and exploit it to the world?
Your Perfect Pizza: ham & pineapple (boring)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: that's a secret! ...not really. i don't have one :(
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha. lol. :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: i love sleep
Your Bedtime: late. really
Your Most Missed Memory: primary school or something...
Pepsi or Coke: as in cocaine ? 8-)
MacDonalds or Burger King: maccas duh
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: yuck, yuck
Do you Smoke: only when on fire
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Do you Sing: as much as i shower
Have you Been in Love: i'm 14
Do you want to go to College: santa maria college :) aha ha ha
Do you want to get Married: under what circumstances ! :o
Do you belive in yourself: for sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Are you a Health Freak: too lazy
Do you get along with your Parents: you know how it is
Do you like Thunderstorms: god likes to party
Do you play an Instrument: i would like to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: more or less
In the past month have you Smoked: passively.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: shopping centre
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: "DOES YOUR BED COUNT" HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i'll put it on my to-do-list :\
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: noway
Ever been Drunk: ;aoiseurksjdfk;ajwertuisdfjwtjhhksdf
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: not really strong enough ?
How do you want to Die: i don't think that ahead
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pilot hell yess
What country would you most like to Visit: america. somewhere hot, sunny
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: not too tall not too short
Weight: someone once told me "fat guys have fat dicks, and skinny guys have skinny dicks" ........ thats irrelevant. ... i think
Best Clothing Style: nothing. wait, what? :D ha
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: ... when i'm 18.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i'll get over it

un expect

2008-02-23T22:01:00.004+11:00

its kind of sad to watch a friend become everything they hate

blebleblebleb

2008-02-21T19:12:00.003+11:00

"and then i said, is that a harmonica in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hahaha"

theres actually two fishes in that bag

2008-02-16T23:52:00.002+11:00

ON FRIDAY,

2008-02-16T23:27:00.005+11:00

christine ran under a moving truck.

hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha

what if
#a car came up next to the truck
#she hit her head and fell over
#her blazer got caught
and then she got dragged back
#the truck suddenly accelerated
#she tripped over

hahahaha so much shit could have gone wrong

dog peed on the beanbag

2008-02-14T19:37:00.005+11:00

CAILA: (sneezes)
MEL: whatthefuck was that
ME: caila did you just sneeze...
CAILA: yeah. are one of you gonna bless me or what.. :D

don't you hate it when

2008-02-07T17:31:00.003+11:00

you are sitting on the train
listening to your ipod (loudly)
your phone starts ringing
and you can't hear it............
keeps ringing...
a guy behind you taps your shoulder
you turn around and look at him (ipod still on)
he looks at you and tells you your phone is ringing
you cant be fucked taking out the earphones
look at him, try to read his lips.... got nothing
so you smile and nod
you sit there
phones ringing, ipods on
everyones thinking
"what a loser"

low low low low

2008-02-04T20:33:00.001+11:00

; )

you know

2008-02-01T17:59:00.001+11:00

And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what time is it?

2008-02-01T01:59:00.002+11:00

the last thing i want to do is go to school tomorrow. today. whatever.... :)
( ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm )

how about we go on a walk?

2008-01-29T22:38:00.003+11:00